From Lowkey

"Detain my body, but you can't imprison my mind."

-- Voices of the Voiceless by Lowkey & Immortal Technique

"Inspirational Thoughts on Life" by Toby Reynolds

"If you're good, they'll give you the project, If you're really good you'll get out of it"

"The best way to double your money? Fold it over"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer"

"Soccer: a game where a few fit men run around for an hour and a half while people who could use the exercise watch them."

"It's a great exercise that kills germs, but how do you get the germs to exercise in the first place?"

"It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious"

"Any system which relies on human reliability is unreliable"

"When you don't want to do anything, have a meeting."

"If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?"

"Multi-tasking: messing everything up at the same time."

Bored at the moment.